Ugly, but you kept it.

Hello readers.

Yes absolutely readers, there is no way you are reading this and I called you listener . No, you are currently reading so I will always call you readers.

As you see up there, Hairanis is not my real name okay, it’s only for commercial purpose. My real name is Emma Watson. Eh?

I can be Emma Watson if I want to be Emma Watson . Don’t let people tell you what to do, go to Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara and tell them you want a new IC. Make it clear your name is Emma with E M M A. If not you might end up with Ema, Emmah or even Eh mah.

And because your IC picture will look terrible, with no doubt I say. Do wear make up and smile. I don’t care if you are twelve, just put on some make up for the day. Ignore the photographer and just smile the way you want it to be. 

Here are some tips : Don’t sneeze , don’t yawn and don’t frown. Why? Because sometimes in life you do not get second chance. Even if you get a second chance by ruining your IC after a year, your second chance will demand you RM10. I’m sorry but yes, you have to pay for everything in Malaysia.

Don’t get me wrong , I love my county. Why do you think we pay taxes? to stay alive.

My IC picture look like I didn’t sleep for a week . But that’s okay. I’m cool with it as long as you stay away from my purse. Anyway, congratulations to myself for my first post. *clap,clap,clap

I’ll see you again my beloved readers. Thank you.

Assalamualaikum.